MONKEY MANIA
"Damit""He has fled with it ""C'mon rush..catch him ...huh ..yeah c..he z dere ..no nw he z dere shtt he has jumped to da next one...."
Huh...
Why da hell God has not evolved each one of dem into humans??No..m tolking bout our ancestors "DA MONKEYS ".You mite b wondering why m referring dem with a "THE" tag ..(hmm giving dem respect ..) na re..its coz of the maniacs they have created in my life.I ve a plenty of experiences with me but todaz incident urged me to write bout it...
I waz leaning on my chair ..popping some nuts n njoying a free afternun in front of my idiot box.Suddenly i realized some thing has happened in the next room..as i rushed,waz astonished to c a mystical creature jumping over my sofa ..crushing my half heart into his sharp teeths .."My lord " did i utter and rushed to call for help.I went out to follow him but his jumping legs made me wonder ..yeaah Old is Gold ..how can my stiff legs compete that springed legs of our antecedents" but still i had to follow him as i told u na my half heart ..my cell phone ..my mobile..my swtu...waz in danger n i cud do anething to save him ..(expect tht monkey thing....fear ..o rama..!)
He waz on terrace , i waz on road.He jumped and i ran ..uff bt he waz not ready to leave my phone ..crushing and hurting my phone in front of my eyes and i waz actionless(prayed~ God make me shak shak sahk-ti-maan so tht i acn fly n get it back :) ).
After a long run long run behind a stupid monkey (wot fate..shhh!!) He finally took rest on the terrace of a 3 floored house trying to eat my swtu away.....I bribed him apples n bananas but no he waz not ready to give away(money minded u c ..y would he settle for less!)I waz blank as i thought nothing can get my phone back as if it wud b with hiim ..he ll eat it n hurt him n just in another case if he plans to drop thn olso all bones of my supernova will b broken.But suddenly he got panicked (may b from da ugly faces tht i waz makin) n left my phone but yeah he waz samrter den my calculation ..he dint drop it down but on the terrace itself n dis way i got my "Swtu" back.Ya he waz in tatters..i had to give him a complete makeover but thank goodness it waz working alright fo me.
GOSH...!!!This monkey has taken a toil on me bt anewz no loss outa dat !
But sum strict action should be taken against dem..(hopez no monkez listening..!!)
Huh...
Why da hell God has not evolved each one of dem into humans??No..m tolking bout our ancestors "DA MONKEYS ".You mite b wondering why m referring dem with a "THE" tag ..(hmm giving dem respect ..) na re..its coz of the maniacs they have created in my life.I ve a plenty of experiences with me but todaz incident urged me to write bout it...
I waz leaning on my chair ..popping some nuts n njoying a free afternun in front of my idiot box.Suddenly i realized some thing has happened in the next room..as i rushed,waz astonished to c a mystical creature jumping over my sofa ..crushing my half heart into his sharp teeths .."My lord " did i utter and rushed to call for help.I went out to follow him but his jumping legs made me wonder ..yeaah Old is Gold ..how can my stiff legs compete that springed legs of our antecedents" but still i had to follow him as i told u na my half heart ..my cell phone ..my mobile..my swtu...waz in danger n i cud do anething to save him ..(expect tht monkey thing....fear ..o rama..!)
He waz on terrace , i waz on road.He jumped and i ran ..uff bt he waz not ready to leave my phone ..crushing and hurting my phone in front of my eyes and i waz actionless(prayed~ God make me shak shak sahk-ti-maan so tht i acn fly n get it back :) ).
After a long run long run behind a stupid monkey (wot fate..shhh!!) He finally took rest on the terrace of a 3 floored house trying to eat my swtu away.....I bribed him apples n bananas but no he waz not ready to give away(money minded u c ..y would he settle for less!)I waz blank as i thought nothing can get my phone back as if it wud b with hiim ..he ll eat it n hurt him n just in another case if he plans to drop thn olso all bones of my supernova will b broken.But suddenly he got panicked (may b from da ugly faces tht i waz makin) n left my phone but yeah he waz samrter den my calculation ..he dint drop it down but on the terrace itself n dis way i got my "Swtu" back.Ya he waz in tatters..i had to give him a complete makeover but thank goodness it waz working alright fo me.
GOSH...!!!This monkey has taken a toil on me bt anewz no loss outa dat !
But sum strict action should be taken against dem..(hopez no monkez listening..!!)
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